The latest from the melodifestival

Not too sure about the winners last night in Malmo. Nothing I've seen so far seems like it could compete at the grand final.

Here is the last place contestant, Py Bäckman, in some sort of a sartorial Ozzy Osborne hommage. The 7th place finisher, Sibel, performed a quintessential Eurovision song. A quintessential 80's song, however.

If you want to see Dolph Lundgren being sent to a gay bar after consultation with Lisbeth Salander, be my guest. But consider yourself warned.